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Does semen have teeth whitening effects?

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We’re all wondering it, but no one wants to ask, are there health benefits to swallowing semen?  We all know “an apple a day keep the doctors away” but can we start saying “a blow job a day keeps the dentist away?”  I’m curious to find out.

Semen is known to contain calcium and zinc, along with many other substances like citric acid, fructose, magnesium, water, potassium, Vitamin B, etc. So do any of these “ingredients” actually help you? Surprising, maybe.

Unfortunately, (and while I would like to argue differently- from personal experience-) it seems that there are no real connections between the ingredients in teeth whitener and semen.  However, this is not to say that semen doesn’t have its health benefits.  

(Because it so totally does!)

What studies have shown so far is that “swallowing” does have some potential health benefits! Thank you seminal plasma!

So women, listen up!  Some of these health benefits include:  

  • Increased Energy
  • Improved Quality of Sleep
  • Reduced Anxiety
  • Reduced Depression
  • Improved Memory
  • Increased Pain Threshold
  • Increased Sex Drive
  • Improved Concentration/ Alertness

There you have it!  A Blow job a day keeps the doctor away!  

Unfortunately, you’ll still have to pay to whiten your teeth though.

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  8. Tchad Roote

    It is strange, my wife has bad breath, no matter what or how often she brushes her teeth with toothpaste. Me on the other hand only once a week will use toothpaste,have no bad breath and at least once a week my wife squirts my sperm on my tooth brush. I use it as a ‘toothpaste’, not swallowing it either. It tastes salty, but does form up nicely.My dentist tells me my teeth are in good shape and to continue my tooth regime (doesn’t know I use sperm once a week). I’ve said I do not like using tooth paste often, still he says the above. You figure it out & no bad breath either!

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  10. mrsmikki

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